White Helmet of Sharp Wit Cap

Master the ability to eloquently enunciate existential insights without that stuttering lisp or projection of spittle*.

Impossible you say?

Not when wearing the White Helmet of Sharp Wit.

Gain the respect of every drunkard and wine mum at the local tavern, while also looking stylish in the process.

Be a dribbling buffoon no more, as you rise to the level of orator that you always dreamt of being.

* It is best to avoid face to face interaction in case of accidental release.

#Virtuosities! on social media and let others know what amazing new abilities you’ve discovered while wearing your, White Helmet of Sharp Wit.

• 100% Cotton twill.
• 6 panel structure.
• Adjustable Velcro® closure.

Ships from the U.S.A.